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Predator
Director: John McTiernan
Year: 1987
TRT: 1:47

Reviewed: 4/28/2026
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This is pretty near peak 80s action movies, with The Schwarzengeeger, Carl Weathers, Jesse Ventura all playing their ass-kickin bests. CGI is just hitting the overall film scene in a better integrated fashion but it is not used here; it’s all practical, camera and post-production effects including a few filters that set the stage for many copycats and memes to come. A cool if not a bit unrealistic delvings into a hunter/hunted scenario. With the movie being called Predator, fortunately it’s not the kid-kind here.

Bad-ass special-forces kinda guy Dutch (Schwanzerkeggen) gets his small team pulled into a somewhat dubious job in the Jungles, extraction job over the border, quick in-n-out. At least that’s what his old buddy Dillon (Carl Weathers) says. But as they get deeper into the mission in the crazy jungles of Hispano-Russia-Asialand, things get progressively more fucked up and honestly, it’s bonkers. Great for 1st-time viewers to see how it unfolds, but even with knowing the full reveal beforehand, still a fun movie to re-watch, so that’s a testament to a decent film. Nice mix of genres here, from war/espionage to sc-fi to jungle boogieisms. Plenty of shootemups and even a few blowemups to satiate any action movie fiend.

What else can I say? If you’ve seen it, not bad for a re-viewing if it’s been awhile. If never seen before, this sets up some good situational tensions while working in some good characters going through the Shit.


Great One-Liners: This being a peak Shwarmangagger action movie, it’s also got some great 1-liners that aren’t cocaine or other dubious kindsa drugs related. Witty Scriptwriter Shane Black also stars in this, which might explain a bit of the dialogue. Plus Jesse Ventura don’t got no time to bleed.

Creature Design Notes: Stan Winston scores here with a cool new alien. Perfectly creepy, an iconic design. And people wonder why we hate aliens! On top of everything else, they are some ugly MFrs! Even Sclarmenblegger notices! Great designs overall, even a one-armed gun!


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